Catching the Band-aid Bandit...

WANTED:  The Band-Aid Bandit

Do these look familiar to you??

So.. hubby says I have a secret admirer.  ;)   We're calling this person the "Band-aid Bandit".    I keep getting anonymous packages from Amazon with band-aids in them!  And it's bugging me trying to figure out who it is!

There's only a small percentage of my friends that fit the qualifications of 1) knowing my situation (infertility shots) and love of fun band-aids.  (Just my Facebook friends)  2) Know my home address, and 3) Is tech-savvy enough to know how to send Amazon gift packages anonymously!!

And I know you want to remain anonymous, but I want to talk to you about how fun these band-aids are!!  So feel free to confess these are from you!

My 1st package had these two fun selections:

Lips and Bacon

And did you know you didn't just send me one container of bacon bandages?  You sent me one BOX of bacon band-aids!!  12 containers!   I now own 180 bacon bandages!  Well, now I'm probably down to 168.  But still!  I told Devon - "I HOPE I don't have to still do 180 more shots!!!"  So that was a cool gift.  And I definitely got good use out of it.  (Still am)  

But THEN... I got ANOTHER package!  These ones are awesome too!  Crime Scene and Unicorn/Rainbow band-aids.  LOL.

And they say funny things on them like:

"For best results, apply to body parts not already outlined in chalk."

"Made with unicorn tears for extra healing power!"

"Treat your minor cuts, scrapes, and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat!"

LOL.

I told my sister-in-law about these band-aids,and she told me she would give me $30 if I posted a pic of the lips band-aid on my butt, with the hashtag #KissMyButt.    I told my other sister about it.  She suggested writing Infertility Can #KissMyButt.  

So that's what I'm going to do.  (one of these days)

(A tastefully cropped pic of the band-aid placement!!!)    ;)

This is the only clue I have to the sender's identity.  

So- whoever you are.... thank you.  These are definitely fun band-aids.  :)

(And you can tell me who you are... we can still be friends.)  ;)